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♥ This meme is for Tim/Kon prompts. Gen prompts focusing on the friendship between Tim and Kon are also accepted. The relationship between Tim and Kon should be the main focus of the prompt or fill.

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(Anonymous) on August 9th, 2011 07:34 am (UTC)
Dirty talk
Tim knows Conner's superhearing means that Conner can hear him, no matter where he might be. Tim totally abuses this by talking absolute filth, driving Conner crazy by describing all the things he wants to do to Conner's body. Being an evil bastard, Tim usually only does this when he knows Conner is already occupied (at school, with the Titans) so that Conner can't immediately fly to his side, he just has to sit there and listen.
sasuhirokisasuhiroki on August 9th, 2011 10:33 am (UTC)
Re: Dirty talk
Jeremykodonaa on August 9th, 2011 01:24 pm (UTC)
Re: Dirty talk
this... this. nnngh.
love coatedbitternarration on August 16th, 2011 09:14 am (UTC)
Re: Dirty talk
“Come on dude, it’ll be fun.”


“Think about it. We’ll eat fancy finger foods, mingle with guys with monocles and women in fur coats, dance through the night under a crystal chandelier and do all the other super romantic and glamorous things that you do while at these things.”


Tim doesn’t know how Kon learned about the Wayne Foundation Night of a Thousand Dreams Gala, although his leading theory was Clark since Bruce always sent him and Lois an invitation even though they never came, but he wants to harm whomever it is that alerted Kon to the event. For two weeks Kon had been harassing Tim about going to the party, tonight’s FaceTime session the latest in Kon’s attempts to convince Tim.

“It’s cause I’m a farm boy huh? You’re embarrassed to be seen with me. You think I’ll embarrass you in front of your fancy friends and that they will think less of you. You don’t think some hick can kick it with Gotham’s finest. What about Pretty Woman or that Pig play? They pulled it off, why not me?”

“You mean Pygmalion and no.”

“Come on Tim, its what boyfriends do, they go to things together.”


“I look really hot in a tux you know.”

Tim is quiet for a long moment, leaning back in his chair and crossing his arms over his chest, just glaring at the computer screen in an attempt to stare down his boyfriend over the video chat. Kon knows this trick and cocks his head to the side, face falling into a pout that he so obviously learned from Krypto.

“Fine. You’re going to regret it though.”

“Regret a night spent with you, not possible.”

Kon is all self-congratulating smile as he speaks, the video not doing anything to diminish the glory that is Kon when he smiles. Tim feels his breath catch in his throat at the sight and knows that he really needs to work on his willpower if he has any hope of ever holding his ground against Kon.

“You can’t say that I didn’t try and warn you later.”

“Give it up Tim, we’re going to have a great time and you know it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to watch some Gossip Girl to prepare for this.”

“Not funny Kon.”

“Yes it is.”

“Night Kon.”

“Night Timmy.”


“I’m coming,” Tim yells heavy fists fall against his apartment door. He has been ready for almost half an hour at this point and had checked his appearance every five minutes in that time but Tim can’t help but pausing in front of the mirror on his way to the front door. He’s nervous which is stupid because it’s a Wayne Foundation gala, and he’s been attending these things since before he was a Wayne but this is his first time being with Kon at one. He tells himself that tonight won’t be any different, that its just Kon and he calms down a bit.

Then he opens the door.

“Hey handsome.”

Tim is speechless as his eyes fall on Kon. When Kon had said he looked good in a tux, he hadn’t been lying, he was beyond anything Tim had ever seen before. The tux fit Kon perfectly, crisp lines guiding Tim’s eyes up and down the man, his black framed “Conner Kent” glasses framing his endless blue eyes and making Tim’s heart stop.

When Kon moves forward and pins a boutonniere of blue hydrangeas to Tim’s lapel Tim can do nothing but follow him with his eyes, his mouth still hanging slightly open until he can formulate words again.

“This isn’t a homecoming dance,” he manages to say although he makes no move to take off the flowers.

“I know but Ma said I should bring you flowers and these were the color of your eyes,” Kon returns, completely composed as he steps back and looks over Tim, that stupid cocky smile on his face as usual. “Our limo is waiting Mr. Wayne.” He says, offering a wink and a bent arm for Tim to take. Tim slides his arm through the crook of Kon’s and lets his boyfriend lead him out of the apartment and down to the limo.

Oh yeah, Kon was going to pay.
love coatedbitternarration on August 16th, 2011 09:16 am (UTC)
Re: Dirty talk (part 2)
The party is just as boring as Tim knew it would be. The people just as vapid and self-absorbed as usual, pretending to care about the charity being featured while soaking in all they could of Bruce’s extravagant party. Everything is the same except this time Kon is here with him and that is making all the difference.

He’s a natural at this. As good as he looks in his tuxedo, Kon’s charming personality and his, what did Mrs. Libman call it, “All American Honesty” is really what people are falling in love with. He has everyone eating out of his palm and Tim hates him for it.

Tim’s one consolation so far is when Bruce, in all his playboy Bruce Wayne glory, appears out of nowhere and pulls Kon into one of those jolly man-hugs. Tim wonders if Bruce has Kryptonite in his pocket because Kon looks like he is in pain even after Bruce releases him from the hug and settles for just holding gripping Kon’s shoulder.

“Conner! Glad to see that you could make it out for out little party,” Bruce says even though they can both hear Batman under the words. Kon is paling more and more by the moment and looking to Tim for help. Tim just smiles and sips at his punch.

“Thank you Mr. Wayne, this party is amazing,” Kon squeaks out, struggling to get out of Bruce’s hold but failing quite miserably.

“Oh this is nothing, just a few friends getting together for a good cause. Since I have you though, I want to show you something. Dick and I just went on safari in Africa and I got a new rifle. It helped me bring down this young lion that had wondering into another pride’s territory, an alien if you will.” Bruce’s voice was jovial, Batman’s was not, as he lead Kon away, the young man glancing back at Tim with an absolutely terrified look on his face.

Tim takes this moment to sneak out of the main ballroom and onto the terrace. Like the rest of the manor, the terrace is well lit and decorated for the gala but the crisp night air was keeping the majority of the guests inside, leaving Tim alone.

He finds a rare spot in the shadows, eyes following Bruce and Kon as they move about the party, Bruce introducing him to various people and pointing out some of his newest art purchases. Bruce was being vain and showing off, Batman was making a point to Kon. Frankly, Tim doesn’t know nor care what point Bruce is trying to impress upon Kon, he is too busy watching his boyfriend.

“Kon. Can you hear me?” Tim says quietly, watching as the young man stiffens a bit next to Bruce and glance about.

“Good, we’re going to play a game. Here are the rules. Obviously Bruce isn’t done with you so you stay there and since he’d probably get pretty upset at you if you didn’t give him your full attention you can’t let him know that we are playing a game. Here’s what you have to do, tap one finger on your glass for yes, two for no. Understand?”

Kon taps one finger against his glass of punch and Tim grins.

“Are you having a good time?”

One finger.

“With Bruce?”

Two fingers.

“Would you rather be with me?”

One finger.


One finger.

“I’d like that too. You look so hot in your tux, I want to touch you. I want to run my hands over your shoulders, down your arms. I want to push you up against that table that the ice sculpture is on and suck on your neck. Can you imagine me doing that? Can you feel my lips on your neck?”

One finger.

“What if I pulled on your tie then, loosened it and unbuttoned your shirt, my lips following as the shirt opens? Would you like that?”

One finger.

“I’d like that too. I’d like to rip open your shirt, kiss my way down your chest, suck on your nipple. Oops, I bit you. Did you like it?”

One finger.

“Should I kiss it better?”

One finger.

“I’m kissing it, my tongue is circling it and I’m telling you how hot you are. Fuck Kon, you’re the hottest thing at this party. You’re the hottest thing on this planet. I need to show you that. I’m on my knees now, between your legs, my hands are running down your thighs and my face is against your crotch, I can smell your cock, feel it as my lips kiss it through your pants. Does that feel good?”

One finger.
love coatedbitternarration on August 16th, 2011 09:17 am (UTC)
Re: Dirty talk (part 3)
“It feels good for me too. I need more though. My teeth are holding your zipper now and I’m pulling it down. God I can really smell you now. I want you so I kiss you through your open fly but you still have your underwear on don’t you? It’s those plaid boxers with the hole at the waistband aren’t they?”

One finger.

“Of course that’s what your wearing. You can take the boy off the farm but you can’t take the farm out of the boy. You look good in them but I want your cock so I reach into the fly and grip your cock. Are you hard?”

One finger.

“Like steel. I love it. I pull your cock out and stroke it. It feels good in my hand. Hot, hard, heavy. Do you want me to suck you?”

One finger.

“Naughty boy. We’re at a party. Still want me to suck you?”

One finger multiple times.

“Anything for you Kon. My tongue is running up your shaft, god you taste good. I love the way you taste. My lips are around your head, I’m swirling my tongue around your head, I’m stroking your shaft as I take more and more of you into my mouth. Are people watching?”

One finger.

“Do you like it.”

One finger.

“Me too. I want everyone to see. God I have all of you in my mouth now, you’re down my throat and I love it but I want more. Maybe we should go to the cave. Yeah, sex in the cave.”

Two fingers.

“Why not? Are you scared?”

One finger.

“Of Bruce?”

One finger multiple times.

“But I’m naked and bent over the batmobile. Are you scared now?”

One finger.

“But you love it right?”

One finger.

“You come up behind me don’t you. You’re big strong hands move over my ass, feeling them, spreading them. You slap my ass once and watch it giggle don’t you?”

One finger.

“You like my ass don’t you?”

One finger.

“You want my ass don’t you? You want to fuck me on the batmobile don’t you? You want to make me scream and fill me up don’t you?”

Tim grins as Kon’s glass shatters in his hand and the small crowd around him seem to cry out in surprise. Kon’s cheeks are immediately red and Bruce looks around but doesn’t seem to excuse Kon.

“You really want it don’t you? Want me? Want to fuck me?”

Kon crosses his arms over his chest, one finger on the hand facing Tim tapping against his bicep.

“Are we going to get out of here soon? Go back to my place so that you can fuck me until I cry? Until I can hardly move and you have nothing left?”

One finger.

“Are you hard now?”

One finger.

“Me too. Come fuck me Kon. Let’s get out of here.”

Tim is grinning and ready to step out of the shadows of the Terrace to rejoin the party inside and rescue Kon from Bruce when Kon stiffens and spins to look across the ballroom, through the windows and into the shadows at Tim. His face is whiter than Tim has ever seen it and his mouth moves. Bruce follows his gaze and his mouth curls into a smirk, hand coming up and fingers moving in a small wave.


Kon’s mouth moves again and Tim watches it carefully.


Kon’s head nods slowly and Tim’s heart stops because he isn’t alone anymore.

“And here I thought it would be Bruce torturing Kon tonight.”
Salmon Pinksalmon_pink on August 16th, 2011 10:33 am (UTC)
Re: Dirty talk (part 3)
...I love this so, so damn much. Nnh, so hot, so amazing. Especially the way Kon could have been doing anything but you choose to have him be with Bruce - that massively upped the stakes of Tim's game and made everything all the more intense. Tim's dirty talk was delicious, loved Kon and all his movie/tv references in the video chat, Bruce's Brucieness and the undertone of Batman was just perfect and I adored Tim's comeuppance at the end. Just brilliant! :D
We're only several miles from the sunanimegoil on August 16th, 2011 04:31 pm (UTC)
Re: Dirty talk (part 3)
Omg ,that' so, so awkward XD I was blushing the whole tim. Lol, Tim, you're so.... mild 'I'd like that too.' XD

kdhfkasj THE END, oh that's so embarrassing to have Clark there XD brilliant. I laughed like crazy reading this, especially Bruce's talk of the lions XD
mozzarellaroses: John/SW Manormozzarellaroses on August 31st, 2011 01:06 am (UTC)
Re: Dirty talk (part 3)
I KNEW IT. I was wondering "wait, what if Clark was there, wouldn't he...."
And yes, he did. XD
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(Anonymous) on March 7th, 2012 07:51 am (UTC)
Re: Dirty talk (part 3)
i screamed at the end and had to pause and laugh really hard cause LOL FUCKKKK CLARK.

but damn, that was incredibly delicious and holy balls, next to BRUCE. BRUCE. tim, you are a naughty naughty thing.
Hayley: blushnekocandii on June 8th, 2012 02:32 am (UTC)
Re: Dirty talk (part 3)
Grr that was insanely hot and it made me blush. Actually blush >//< I almost died when I realised Clark was there. Clark you ass, you had to show up this one time huh??

Awesome awesome :D